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RYANS KITTY

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Hi I take care of Ryan Let me tell you what I do - Boy do I have to work for my dinner!

KITTYS PAGE: Hi - I am Ryans' owner, now he's not to bad most the time- but I'm gonna tell you whats it's like keeping a boy like Ryan!

 

KITTY 

A Little About Me 

It was 1994 when I met Ryan. I was a trained Canine Helper for the Handicapped. I watched all my classmates leave with nice sweet people that really needed help. I dreamed of having a nice old woman or someone in a wheelchair that I could help a whole lot. I seen those people come and go at the school all the time. Never in my wildest dreams can I say I was ready for Ryan. Nothing could be farther from the truth. After all, I just wasn't any dog... Then a horse told me about Ryan being sick and in the hospital for a long time. Well Ryan is still sick, and I take care of him 24 hous a day. I hope you enjoy my story!

The Whole Story 


 
Well I already said hello, what do you expect from a dog? Oh nothing huh? Well let me tell you! On this page I'm going to tell you about my boy... I own him, but that's not important. What is important is what I had to do to get him!
When I was little I got lost and ended up in jail and no one claimed me. It was a terrible life, but I got two meals a day and plenty of water. Actually I have to thank those people that had the jail. Somehow I got caught in a dumptser and couldn't get out and the garbage men that found me took me to the jail where they gave me a bath and and started feeding me... really they were pretty great people.
I stayed there for a month then this lady came by looking for something... I wasn't sure so I didn't say nothing- but EVERY other dog there just talked so much and she didn't pay attention to them. Then she saw me. Well I wasn't real happy about that. She put me in a small cage and drove for hours. I couldn't even see the road signs so I had no idea where I was going, well I couldn't read yet anway so I guess that didn't matter.
When we finally stopped she put me on a leash and took me into a giant fenced area with other dogs... all I could make out on the sign to the building was S C H O O L. I didn't no what that meant just then, but I was about to find out!
Well after several months of school, I learned to read and write, fetch, open and close doors... and I was allowed in the humans house. I had to learn to sit in a restaurant while Kathy and her husband David ate and just ignore everyone. I had to go to petstores and pick out toys and food I wanted! I learned everything a dog could learn and I still had to learn more. 
I was laying on the floor one day when the phone rang, and Kathy my teacher, just got so happy when she was finished... I didn't understand why, but she looked at me and said, there is a little boy coming to see you.
Needless to say I freaked! I didn't want some little boy pawing at me and kissing me and hugging all the time... and they NEVER knew how to play right. Always squirting you with water and pulling on your leash! How would I ever train some little boy to do what I wanted? I was a mess, and I was afraid... but something else happened as well. I started learning new things.
I had to learn how to come back home from 10 miles away! I had to learn how to work with a big giant dumb horse! I was miserable. It didn't matter what time of day it was, but for some reason it was important that I get home before dark. They put things in my collar so they they kind of had an idea where I was, but not the fancy things they have today for keeping track of you. And boy if i tried to run away did I get a shock!
Another three months went by, then one morning I was sleeping with Harold my giant horse buddy and this big truck and trailer pull up and yet another horse gets out! I just closed my eyes! I had to be having a nightmare.
Then I saw him... argh! A little boy! He was petting and hugging on the horse talking gibberish! I came out of the barn and tried to get into the house before I was seen and Kathy called to me! Dang I was caught! So I went over and she told me to go get Harold. That was embarassing. Harold was so dumb! I grabbed the reins and led Harold out to Kathy.
The little boy turned to the horse and said "What do you think Smoke? Wanna give it a try?" Well anyone could see that Smoke didn't want to be led around by a dog, what self respecting horse would? But the little boy was insistant and finally Smoke agreed! And who ever heard of a horse called Smoke? George, Gregg, Danny, those are all horse names!
Well the boy was so excited I got kinda of excited. I couldn't control myself. The boys' daddy looked at Kathy and said "That is one big dog!" Gosh I wasn't even 3 years old yet and still had the figure of a teenager! I needed a mirror to make sure though! Then the boy looked at me and smiled. I started to melt.. Oh I didn't like little boys!
Dang it seemed as though they were discussing me, and the little boy kept staring at me and smiling! Then the boys daddy got some luggage out of the car and some toys and took them into the house with David. What was this all about? Then Kathy told the little boy to put Smoke in the stable! The boy looked at me and said "Come'on Girl!"
ARGH! No manners at all I was much older than him, he was downright rude! But I grabbed Harolds lead again and followed the boy. I watched him as he got on a stool, brushed Smoke and talked to that horse. Then Smoke gave the boy a kiss!! How gross kissing a little boy! Then the boy fed Smoke when the big horse settled down. Then the boy turned to me. He smiled and said you are a pretty girl. I never had a dog before. My parents wouldnt let me have one before now."
I have no idea where he was going with this, it wasn't like I was going to buy some little boy... his dark brown hair was down to his waist and he looked like a little girl in shorts and a pony tail! Then the boy came over and HUGGED ME! Oh I was miserable... but for some reason I liked this new feeling... even though he did smell like apples. All I could think of is what kind of kid would rub apples all over himself! Well it was better than little boy stink anyway!
The next day I was talking to Smoke and he told me the little boys name was Ryan. It seems that Ryan and Smoke had an accident a year before. Ryan was in the hospital for a long time, and when he came home to Smoke, the big horse new there was a problem. His little boy was afraid of him! It was a year and a half later and Ryan always took care of Smoke, but would never take Smoke riding again.
Smoke continued and told me he and Ryan were riding and playing and they were running so fast that smoke could barely see where he was going. Then all the sudden Ryan pulled the reigns and Smoke was confused so he just stopped. Ryan flew off his back and hit a tree. Smoke said he was scarred because he thought Ryan was dead. I smiled and said well It all turned out all right. Smoke shook his head, "No, he doesn't talk like he used to. He gets lost in his back yard, and he hides in his room. Well Smoke was so serious I didn't laugh, I didn't want to get stomped on. 
By 7 AM Ryan was outside. He came right over to me and said I'm going to name you Kitty! I thought OH BOY THIS KID HAS LOST IT! But he was determined to call me Kitty. But it was then that I saw a problem. This Ryan was completely naked, and humans have to wear clothes to hide themselves of course because they are not beautiful like other animals. So I ran into the house and found those shorts and brought them to him. He just stared at me and said "I can't put those on you!"
I sighed and ran back into the house and got Kathy and drug her outside. She smiled and took the shorts from me and helped the little boy Ryan put them on. As soon as he had them on he started putting stuff in his pockets! I was a little confused by this cause I thought even the little humans could dress themselves when they started walking, and this boy was at least nine years old. Then Kathy told me to get his shoes, so I ran into the bedroom, got them and she helped him put them on as well. I had a lot of training to do to get this kid acting civilized!
Kathy taught him how to put my lead on, and then the commands. Stable - easy! So I walked the boy to the stable where he made over that horse, took the horse outside and played over an hour with him while I just sat there watching. He put Smoke in the corral and then came over to me and looked around. I watched him for a few minutes and realised he was looking for something, but what? Unless he tells me I can't take care of it... Then he sat down and started to cry... Oh Geez! I hate it when the little people cry... so I went over and cuddled him, but I had no idea what was wrong. Then Smoke yelled over to me, "Hey stupid dog! He doesn't know where the house is!"
Well I declare! I never heard such rudeness before! If the horse was so smart why didn't he open the gate and take the little boy to the house? But I grabbed the boy by the hand and walked him around the stable where he could see the house and he stopped crying immediately and smiled "Cool" was all he could say. As soon as he got to the house he gave me a treat a nice liver biskit... its then I noticed a smell... The boy had carrots, apples and sugar cubes, and biskits stuffed into his shorts!
That night after dinner the boy watched TV and played with his toys. When David told him to get ready for bed, Ryan took his shorts and shoes off right in the living room and sat back down! I couldn't believe it and Kathy and David were giggling. David said, "Ryan, pick up your clothes and your toys and put them in your room." The little boy stared at David for a minute, looked at the mess on the floor, then back at David and said "No way! I ain't the maid!" David looked shocked, but Kathy started giggling and said to Ryan, "Ryan it's ok honey, but can you point at stuff and tell Kitty to GET and then show her where you want them put?" The boy looked at Kathy for a few moments, sighed and said "OK."
Then he looked at me and said, "Get!" Pointing at things on the floor. Well I got as much as I could in one mouth and he led me into his room and said, "Don't you slobber on my toys dog!" How rude can a little boy be? I put the toys in a box and the clothes on his bed. When I finished he looked at me, "Well your smarter than I thought you were." I declare I've never seen such a pampered little boy in my life.. well I hadn't seen many at all but this one had to be the worst! Then we went back in and watched TV until he started falling asleep. David picked him up and put him in bed. I decided I better stay with the creature in case he woke up and had to go potty... I sure didn't want him lost and peeing on me!
It took about six months, but finally Ryan was trained. Smoke and I had become friends and I got used to being called Kitty. Although Charles (Smoke) calls me by my name, Cindy! But Ryan is a big part of our lives. Ryans' handicap is memory loss and a lot of brain damage, it takes a lot for him to do things. I was well pleased with the new house I went to. We had a large room toys, all the food we wanted... but that wasn't Ryans only problems. Some of them I couldn't fix. I could protect him from mean people as long as I didn't bite anyone... just scare them half to death.. but Ryan hated eating... that made him sick lot. The other thing is he was afraid to go outside. Oh sure, he would take care of Smoke and I, but that was about it.
When he turned ten, I didn't know what was going on inside him, but he got a computer... and since then he started laughing alot like other kids do. Oh he still cries to, after all he is just a baby. But then we met Billy and Tripper (a GOOD dog name!) and Ryan has been happy almost all the time. These days we live in a much smaller place, and we dont have a maid right now, but we have a nurse that cleans and cooks... but I have to clean up a lot of the messes. Ryan empties the trash when he really has to. I don't know what the future will be like. For now his computer is near the fireplace. I lay down under the computer desk and keep his feet warm for him and he loves me alot. Of course somehow I fell in love with him along the way to... I haven't left his side since.
There is rumors of a new home, living with Billy and Tripper, and Billy going to college. Ryan won't ever drive a car, or go to a fancy school.. but the four of us could be together.

And just for the record... Ryan still smells like apples. Now come on and smile... go back and read more of Billy and Ryans pages... they work hard on them for you guys!
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